Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Effort is TOTALLY Overrated

JaVale McGee proves this point perfectly as he add to his impressive stat line with an easy dunk:

Oh wait - he got blasted in the face by his own teammate and then cherry-picked like Agent Beer-o in a Tuesday night basketball showdown.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Made 'Em Jump: Shape Up

We here at Made 'Em Jump celebrate haircuts. The former "Agent Hiro" always keeps a fresh shape-up and the former "Agent Beero" has a mop to set your watch to. So it's only appropriate for us to comment on the amount of attention follicles have received during the current NBA season. J.R. Smith's inspired and meta tribute to the socioeconomic divide in China was well received by the internets, but we'd like to call your attention to a different, local phenomena...Jan Vesely's flowbee-doo.

We've never been to the Czech Republic, but if their women are all amazonian and their haircuts glorious, well we'll toast a Pilsner Urquell to that.


You know how I know you're gay?

Chico DeBarge isn't your BFF.