Tuesday, May 19, 2009

If There's 1 Thing That Can Make Us Forget Kwame.....

"Either You're Slanging Crack Rock or You Got a Wicked Jump Shot"
- Christopher "B.I.G." Wallace

Former #1 overall, meet your replacement. Cake revenge is a bitch.

...It would be us getting awarded the #1 overall pick in tonight's NBA Draft Lottery. The Wiz have a 17.8% chance of getting the top pick, with butt trifling Sacramento getting a whopping 25% of the balls as a reward for managing to suck worse than we did. Which, in their defense, can't be easy. I'll keep it short today, because I refuse to speculate over who to draft when we don't even know where we'll be picking. Don't worry though, I'll be back to preview every possible scenario when the results of tonight's lottery are in, as well as take all the digs I can at that baby Lebron and his new coked up Nike commercial. Until then, as if you needed anything else to make you want Blake Griffin more, rest assured that he knows where all the paler fairer sex are:

Yours in blood,
Agent Hiro

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