Former #1 overall, meet your replacement. Cake revenge is a bitch.
Yours in blood,
We always knew he was a good guy, who has the best interests of Wisconsites and wild animals at the forefront of his heart.....
Look at this smile - who could ever believe he would come back to screw over Packers fans?
Look at those beady little eyes - we're sure he had at least 2-3 full thoughts during the course of his life.
Farve is a pompus ass-hat, whose sole reason for returning to football AGAIN is to avenge the blow dealt to his ego by Packers GM Ted Thompson 2 summers ago when he said*:
"You know what Brett Farve? Go pound sand you fucking begrizzled ass-fister. This organization is bigger than you and your shitty denim. We've got Sir Schnozzola on the sidelines just waiting to drop bombs to Greg Jennings. You think you can hold a big city like Green Bay Wisconsin hostage? Well you can't - now go cut your lawn and look for the dignity you lost long ago."
And that's why Ted Thompson is an adjunct editor of this site. Good day to you sirs.
* Not anywhere close to what he said.