Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Local Boy Makes Good...Federal Suspect...ZING!!!
Alright...so we need to dance around this a bit to keep our velvet-lined cloak of anonymity intact...here goes nothing...
So the Dallas Morning News is reporting that NFL player Matt Lehr, who your boys have a connection with, is being investigated by federal authorities in North Texas for "allegedly" distributing steroids. The Lehr Bear, who used to play for the Cowboys among other teams, was suspended in 2006 for violating the NFL's substance abuse policy.
So let's see...the guy has already been suspended for 4 games by the NFL in 2006...he used to play for those classy, classy upstanding gents in Hotlanta...there is no way that - in our opinion - Lehr is Ganking Underaged Illegal Ladies Tatas, Ya heard. You hear that America?? Our opinion is that he's not GUILTY!