Thursday, April 17, 2008

I Love it when you call me.....IL PAPA

Today is a big day in Chocolate City....
The leader of the Holy See is in town and will be holding mass in Souf-Eeest's newest crack den: Nationals Park.

You can count on three things today:

- Numerous Marion Barry sightings
- Will Thomas making baby jebus cry
- A lot of sweaty Cat-licks on the Metro (It's going to be a hot one in D.C. today)

In preparation for today's events, we here at Made 'em Jump Like Rod Strickland have been dranking holy water for the past month. Those Aquafina commercials don't even come close to depicting how good we feel.

Your editors of this esteemed site would like to welcome the Pontiff, his pointy hat and the pope mobile to our lovely city.

Now if you would excuse us, we must get back to milking this king cobra in preparation for tonight's snake handlers service. (The official religion of your editors Made 'Em Jump Like Rod Strickland)

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