Monday, March 17, 2008

Our Invitation Must Have Been Lost in the Mail

As the resident kings of D.C. sports meida (with Lindsey Czarniak playing the role of our queen - this being a close second) it came as a bit of a shock that we were not invited to Tough Juice's 28th Birthday Jam:




The long and short of it is that we were straight cold snubbed...Caron, I thought we were all friends. I mean just because both Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra have restraining orders filled against us, doesn't mean that we couldn't attend. Well...actually it does...but it would have been nice to have been at least invited.

It took all weekend to get over the hurt of not being included.
We thought we were okay with it...
That is until we saw this:
BIZ!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! How could you? You told us you were going to Popeyes with Ashy Larry.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

bottom of the flyer... "Dress Code Restrictions are at Management's Discretion and Pertain Not Merely to Articles of Clothing, but More Importantly to Style and Execution."

Agent Beero, I may not agree with the green couch-nap shorts, but God Damn do you "execute" them well.