Monday, March 31, 2008

If Gil Says So...

I literally never want to drink anything else ever again for the rest of my life.

Vitamin Water - the makers of that wonderful elixir that has nursed me back from countless hangovers has gone and done it...they have done the one thing that could conceivably make them any more perfect in your boy's eyes...they went and signed Gilbert Arenas to a deal and put his beautiful mug on my favorite flavor - power-c.

From what I've gleaned from several inside sources, Gil's signature flavor contains 7% pure Gil paintball induced sweat.

Now if only Vitamin Water will make that Tough Juice flavor we've been lobbying for...

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