Sunday, March 30, 2008

Caron Butler: Putting Kevin Martin Through Puberty Since Friday Night

Dear Kevin Martin,

Just wanted to thank you for playing a big part in my next poster. I couldn't have done this without you. Your face was priceless, you have a bright future in getting dunked on.

Caron Butler

For real though, did you see this guy get one hung on his head on Friday night? Shit was bananas. We may have to start a sister site called "Don't Make 'Em Jump Like Kevin Martin." If there's one thing Woody Harrelson has taught me, it's that White Men Can't (shouldn't) Jump. What's that? Kevin Martin's not white? Yeah right, and I'm not awesome either.

Yours in blood,
Agent Hiro

P.S. Wiz won the game 114-108. Only 1.5 games behind Cleveland for the 4 seed. We're coming for you Queen James. Big one vs. the Lakers tonight. C'mon tear away Armani.....

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