"And tell LeBron to cut that beard off and stop copying me.” - Mr. 50
Well, I'm finally home for an extended period of time after being on the road in SoCal for two weeks for work, and then spending a 4 day bender in Vegas with a part of the Made 'Em Jump braintrust. SoCal was good, and I must say Circle K Taquitos > 7-11 Taquitos. Vegas on the other hand, well let's just say I lost my phone, a Nats fitted, a good portion of my life force, and quite a bit of my dignity. Shoutouts to the fine employees of a certain minty horned beast though for ruining my perception on life and the way it should work. Ain't life grand.
Anyhow, we've got a lot of Wiz related ish to catch up on, so without further ado, some bullets on the Bullets:
- Bullets, winners of 6 of their last 7, most recently a very complete performance against the Pistons. Those retards try and copy us, they employ four former Bullets (Dick-son, Arvis Hayes, Sheed and Rip), yet they still get handled by us. Since Flip took over the Pistons, we're 6-3 over them. They don't want none of us.
- Deshawn and Lebron: A True G and a Bitch. These two have been engaging in a war of words since Deshawn correctly labelled him overrated after the undermanned Bullets picked up a W over the shitty shit shit Cavs. Most recently, Lebron has made the comparison to him being Jay-Z and Deshawn being Soulja Boy. News flash Queen James: You can't call out Soulja Boy like he's shit and then get caught on camera doing his entire dance. But hey, I guess if you really meant that, then you're just another Deshawn dick rider. Get in line, take a number, wait your turn. Don't you worry LeBitch, I'll be on your ass the rest of the season. As a side note, I have nothing against Lebron as a player. He's an incredible talent and is easily one of the top 5 players in the league. What I do have a problem with, is how he walks around like his shit don't stink. Motherfucker what have you done besides make a few highlight reels, get paid to play in high school, and get swept out of the finals? You're a defensive liability to your team, you complain like a fucking 4 year old to any ref who will listen, and you're leading your team in by far the inferior conference in the league to the 4 seed. I can take it from Kobe, a dude who has 3 rings, double digit seasons under his belt, and is leading his team in a fight for first in the west, but Lebron? Get a fucking hold of yourself.
- Five game west coast road swing. First three against beatable teams, the last two (Lakers, Jazz) should be tough. If we go 3-2 I'll be happy, 4-1 and I'll be ecstatic, 5-0 and I'll be booking my flight to Cleveland.
Yours in (hopefully Lebron's) blood,
Agent Hiro
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