Monday, February 11, 2008

UGH, UGH, UGH...


UGH...

Even though she is dead to me (that happened the minute she got locked down by that turd boyfriend of hers and saddled with a bun in the oven and inevitable stretch marks), I held out hope...

Hope that Jessica Alba Beero would have a girl...so that one day (e.g. 18 years from this May or June), I could run into her kid (Jessica Alba, Jr.) - God willing that JA,Jr. was hot like her momma - at a bar, work my magic, turn on some baby making music, and...well...the rest writes itself...

But I've been burned again...the former Mrs. Jessica Alba Beero is preggers with a boy...

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