Monday, February 18, 2008

Boner Jams '08



The day most American males have been waiting for since - well...it wasn't super creepy to start leering at her - has finally arrived...

L.L. Cool Boobicals has finally decided that it was a good time to jump start her floundering career by showing the world her freckled wonders...and not just some sweet slip up at a club...this is the real thing...the stuff dreams and porn mixtapes are made of...

While some may have decried that today marks
"The Day the Internet Died" (NSFW), I am here to tell you that today is, in fact, the most joyous day...ever...

I would write more about this, but unlike 98% of the rest of the universe, I'm stuck at work and have reached my daily quota of typing the word "boobical" without getting fired...

So consider this little golden nugget of greatness my Presidents' Day present to you, my adoring fans and well wishers.

Yours in future Presidential aspirations,
Agent Beero

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