Thursday, February 14, 2008

Attica! Attica! Attica!

If OJ can get away with murder, why can't these girls pretend to dyke it out?? I know these chicks know what I'm talking about.

As the good folks at With Leather
told you on Monday, a bunch of the Sac-Town "Kangs" dancers got busted for slutting it up in some pictures that showed up on that there interweb.

Now those commi-Nazi Maloof Bros. who own the "Kangs" - along with places like The Palms Casino in Vegas - and their minions are putting the kibosh on this good natured, wholesome, American fun.

Maloof Sports and Entertainment Business Communications Manager Jaime Morse Mills issued a brief statement, saying the pictures were published without the knowledge or permission of the dance team members or the organization. "(The pictures) do not adhere to the principles and values of the Sacramento Kings organization," Mills stated.

What the fuck??? You are you kidding, right??? "Principles and values"?? It's the fucking Kings...they count Ron Artest - one of the worst humans ever - as a member of their roster. I'm not saying he is an awful person because of "the brawl". Nope, that was just good ol' fashioned tomfoolery. I loathe Artest because he considers himself an "artist" and released a "record" in 2006 called "My World". Possibly the worst album ever released. Case in point..track number six is titled "Butt Fever". If this isn't the anthem for life on The Down Low, I don't know what is.

This has to be one of the worst conceived ideas ever...and for those of you who cluck your tongues and stroke your beards and say "But what of Don Johnson's 1986 debut album?" I say to you this, listen to the opening track "Heartbeat" on the album of the same name and try to tell me your heart doesn't flutter for long lost lovers and loves that were meant to be but never were...

Wherever there is injustice, you will find me...Wherever there is suffering, I'll be there...Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...
- Agent Beero

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